Yay, proof that Dink isn't a wimp!
So my only issue is that THEY HAVE SOCKS.
my reaction: whathowwhenwhyporqueeee
Also, I did have a link to a copy of the full Ender's Stocking... but it stopped working. So here's a link to an Enderverse download, though I haven't tried it yet so beware of malware: http://torrentcrazy.com/torrent/6141905/the-enderverse-5-october-2010